The Bumper Sticker


C stands for Look Out!

I’ve been searching for the perfect bumper sticker for the Prius. I love driving that car every time I pass a gas station, and hate it every time I try to pass some idiot in the left lane on 169.

The car needs definition.

I bought a sticker in Spain last summer that has a black “C” on a red and yellow striped background. The C stands for Catalunya, which is the area of Spain around Barcelona where the driving climate is definitely not for the timid.

Catalunya, besides being the region of Barcelona, is also home to some of the most breathtaking vistas in Europe, which can best be apppreciated from behind the wheel of a BMW 5 series as you are jerking it around Pyrenees mountain roads as fast as you can go…or until your children in the back seat vomit, whichever is more fun.

I haven’t put the Catalunya sticker on the car yet, though, because, frankly, it’s too damn subtle.

It came to me yesterday when I was at “the range.” The only possible sticker for the Prius that makes any sense is an NRA membership sticker.

Does anyone know how to get one without actually joining the NRA? If not, I suppose I could go with “My other car is a Ford F350”.

You either get it or you don’t.


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