Welcome to Secrets of the City, formerly rakemag.com and mnspeak.com. Learn more and submit feedback.

From the Magazine

The Fairest of them All

The Rake's own local Olympian. A true athlete dedicated to her calling. A hometown hero back at it again. Special oh-so-brave correspondent Kathryn Savage will be making her rounds at the Minnesota State Fair. Graciously offering to spend more man-hours in attendance than you'd ever want to, our gal-on-the-scene is primed to try just about anything.

Hotdish on a stick, whatever. Porcupine wild rice meatballs? We can do better than that. This year's fair offerings include plum wine ice cream and chocolate covered bacon. Now things are getting interesting.

Propose your wildest fair desires to Kathryn in the comment section at the bottom of this page. She'll not only take your suggestions, but she'll carry them out with a level of enthusiasm never before seen in these here parts. Kathryn is a born and bred Minnesotan who most recently spent an extended spell in New York. That East Coast feistiness has not yet worn off and she's ready to ruffle some passive-aggressive Midwestern feathers.

In her own words: "'I'll happily eat alligator and chug tequila with carnies if it makes readers happy." What more could we ask for?

Kathryn Savage has been a coat check girl, a teacher, a film critic and a ghost writer. She was once Kate Winslet's lip double in Polyphonic Spree music video. She is a freelance writer and a regular contributor to Minneapolis Picks. She lives in Minneapolis with her husband and her pit bull.

Comments

I vote for a "Sexiest Hillbilly at the Fair" photo essay. Or maybe a comprehensive guide to "Things on Sticks" complete with play-by-play (i.e.-the pig licker sweats, etc)
I'm thinking she needs to do an in-depth analysis of wife-beaters and back hair.
Hey, I had a great time at the fair today! Definitely feeling Princess Kay of the Milky Way envy, and alligator indigestion. Highlights of the day include seeing a pigs umbilical cord still attached, (I missed the birthing by, like, one minute). Eating a deep fried Twinkie, and sitting in a hammock chair. I am not even a little bit joking about that hammock chair. Sweet lord, if I didn't live in a small, crowded apartment, I'd buy me one. Look for my lengthy analysis of foods on sticks tomorrow! Now, I need to go wash the grease off my face and sleep.... - Kathryn
Kathryn should prove that she truly is an Olympian by trying out the scariest rides and then giving them a thrill rating of 1 to 10. I would also love to read about her consuming a gallon of milk after downing the large cookie pail from Sweet Martha's.
Oh man, she is going to need a week of bed rest after this. I'd also like to see a "The 10 Worst Things at the Fair" list. Or maybe a running mullet count throughout the whole experience.
might one say, 'More coverage than you can shake a (corn-dog-on-a-) stick at' ? Oh man, that's bad. Really, really bad. read my blog.
More coverage than you can shake a sack of deep-fried Spam at. I almost gagged a little bit after writing that.
Try every booth in the new international building -- take a trip around the world through food and let us know what country gets your gold medal!

Post new comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <img>
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.

More information about formatting options

CAPTCHA
By entering in the words in the captcha image, you help us prevent automated spam submissions and keep the site tidy.