Tag: pandas

The Well-Lubricated Fall of the Middle Class

Rich Goldsmith — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:57:33 -0500

All praise be to the cyclopean gods of old for finally bringing the nigh interminable local and national Democratic nomination process to a close. For while sentences involving Andy Rooney, sodomy and bestiality, not to mention flag lapel pins and innuendo involving sniper fire,

Pandas in Prose Poems

Max Ross — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:14:16 -0500

Employing a tactic I’m pretty sure I’ve picked up from the current presidential administration, I’ve decided to take a new approach to truth. Namely, I’m going to make it up. And make it up in such a way that justifies every decision I decide(r), and in such a way that makes me feel better about my life, and the enveloping society thereof.

Crossing the Aisle

Rich Goldsmith — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:16:26 -0600

Yesterday, amid news of four ton satellites falling from the heavens and the pending departure of Minnesota's last sports superstar, a glimmering beacon of hope shone from our nation's capital. The House of Representatives, in one brief shining moment of accord, today put

Protector of Pandas, Friend to Farmers

cristina — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:11:47 -0500

We’re sitting at a table in Rice Paper, the little Asian-fusion restaurant in Linden Hills.