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Tenders

by Todd Smith
posted on Sep. 11, 2008 - 7:57pm

I was talking to my neighbor Kimberly in the front yard. As our boys quietly played together on the front steps, I anxiously cupped my crotch with both of my hands.

"Why are you doing that?" Kimberly asked in horror.

"Oh, just wait," I replied.
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