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Party Doll
“Lincoln’s deathbed physician said he had the body of a Moses. What do I look like, Bill?”
The doctor, who had just finished examining my father, dropped the covers. He said, “You can’t put off that quadruple forever.”
“Isn’t that where you take strips from my ass and sew them to my heart? You keep chopping bits off me, Bill. Christ, what am I going to have left, one nut and my elbow?”
The doctor smiled coldly and put his hat on. “Happy Thanksgiving,” he said, and left.
