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I've reached a new low, which is amazing, because I've had my fair share of low moments in my life. There was the time in college when I had an explosive stomach issue while wearing a Halloween costume. On my wedding day, I had a dress shirt "malfunction." I had to wear a tie and a short sleeve button down shirt, which made me look like a Hardee's manager on the most important day of my life.
Ok. This is just too funny to pass up. We just received a press release from the Minnesota Zoo, with some exciting — though strangely vague — news. The email reads as follows:
For Immediate Release
04.23.08
Rare Chinese Animal Born at the Minnesota Zoo
News release & photo attached.
Great, but what the heck animal is it? Is this not important enough to include in the email? Seems a bit odd.