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I didn't even get my shorts down. With five buttons and a zip, it takes a reasonable 20 seconds for me to accomplish this. Within this time, two bartenders busted in to kick me out. OK, I might have been in the men's restroom. This was only because I waited approximately three to five minutes at the ladies' and made the logical conclusion that the woman in there was dead. I checked to make sure no one was inside the men's, and then made my move. Obviously, I'm not that slick.