by :: posted on Jul. 15, 2008 - 9:30am
Fake Sonny has that deer in the headlights look. The right side of his mustache is slowly slipping down to rest on his bottom lip, looking like a venomous breed of wooly caterpillar. It doesn't take long for audience members to notice. They erupt in gut-breaking cackles at poor fake Sonny's expense. This mockery is not undeserved, being that he did break rule number one of fake mustache wearing-make sure fake mustache is properly affixed.