After the all the caucusing, I'm sure you'll want to burrow into the couch with a piping hot bowl of intellegence and comfort. With each spoonful you'll feel better, listen a little less to the talking head on the TV and a little more to your inner voice. Soup is egalitarian, soup doesn't make snide remarks, soup is there for YOU. Saddle up, get your stock bubbling, it's going to be a long year.

For the Hillarites [1], maybe a hearty chicken noodle soup [2], just like mom used to make.

For the Obamicans [3], a rich yet humble wild rice soup [4] to take the edge off the rollicking-crazy changes life is bringing.

McCainsters [5] might enjoy a little Algerian Jary [6] soup which will give you much needed zing while ensuring long life and good health.

Mittmen [7], something with ketch-up? Or this [8] creamy, spicy, crabby soup that tries to cover all the bases?

And for those that still heart Huckabee [9], how about a hunter's stew [10] that's as tough as Chuck Norris.

Undecided [11]? Eat Senate Bean Soup [12] every day until you can make a decision.