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We've been spoiled. While the Twins starting pitching and offense have too often been an iffy, up-and-down proposition throughout most of the 21st century, the bullpen has pretty consistently owned the late innings and protected leads. It was easy, in fact, to take them for granted. It didn't seem to matter what collection of spare parts and previously anonymous warm bodies showed up in Florida in mid-February; by the time opening day rolled around Ron Gardenhire and Rick Anderson would have assembled a pen that was generally one thing Twins fans didn't have to spend a lot of time fretting over.
Eddie Guardado, LaTroy Hawkins, J.C. Romero, Bob Wells, Jack Cressend, Tony Fiore, Juan Rincon, Mike Jackson, Johan Santana (remember him?), Jesse Crain, Aaron Fultz, Matt Guerrier, Joe Nathan, Dennys Reyes, Pat Neshek....I'm sure I'm missing a few, and, yeah, some of those guys took their lumps in Twins uniforms before they found their niche; others were salvaged from some other organization's scrap heap. The bottom line, though, is that since the Twins millennial turnaround the bullpen has been a constant.
Fans who have been paying attention long enough --anyone who, say, still shudders at the name Ron Davis, or remembers LaTroy's brutal stint as the closer -- know what a luxury that is. Still, the various meltdowns and injuries (Romero, Rincon, Crain, Reyes, Glenn Perkins) notwithstanding, the late-inning guys have been nothing if not resilient and relentlessly effective.
Which is what makes what's happened the last week --in Chicago and, especially, in Detroit --so startling. Coming into this season the starting pitching was, charitably speaking, a question mark, and with few exceptions the starters have been pretty damn good. Better, certainly, than any of us had any reason to expect. And they sure as hell should have won three games the bullpen has coughed up in spectacular and debilitating fashion.
The culprits in the first two cases --a 7-4 loss to the loathsome White Sox, and Monday night's 11-9 heartbreaker in Detroit-- have been the uncommonly reliable Matt Guerrier and Pat Neshek. It's too early to be seriously concerned, I suppose, but these weren't just instances where Guerrier and Neshek were getting nicked. No, they were getting rocked. Granted, Jermaine Dye's seventh-inning single off Neshek that tied the score in Chicago was the result of a decent pitch and a very ugly swing, but it seemed to open the floodgates, and they've been open pretty much ever since.
Both Guerrier and Neshek are finding way too much of the plate with their fastballs, but also, most notably, with their breaking balls. Maybe it's the cold weather, but Neshek in particular doesn't seem to have either access to the velocity he's showed over the last couple years or that Frisbee-like movement on his slider.
I guess what makes these early struggles a bit alarming is the fact that both guys were in the A.L. top ten in appearances last year (74 for Neshek and 73 for Guerrier). Guerrier set a career high for appearances and innings (88), and pitched two or more innings 14 times. The rotation being what it is --and, sorry, Livan Hernandez is fun to watch, but the league's eventually going to catch up to a guy with his stuff and his strikeout ratio-- the fortunes of this team depend heavily on the seventh and eighth-inning guys getting the game to Joe Nathan. If this shit keeps up all those dollars the Twins are paying Nathan are going to be more a pension or a retainer than a salary.
It's probably also too early to get too concerned about Joe Mauer, but I don't think it's too early to start to recognize and perhaps accept what he is. And what he is is a very good catcher with a pretty swing. Folks, our Joe is not a superstar. He's not a guy who can carry a team for a week or two at a time. He's not even a middle-of-the-order guy. He belongs in the two hole until he demonstrates otherwise, and I honestly don't expect him to ever demonstrate otherwise.
When Carlos Gomez gets on base (and this looks like it's going to be increasingly infrequent as other teams get the book on him: feed him a steady diet of sliders down and away and fastballs up and in), Mauer's skills are ideally suited to move him over and even drive him in, provided doing so doesn't require much more than an occasional line drive or sacrifice fly. He has excellent plate discipline and bat control --perhaps, as many people will tell you, too much discipline and control. Mauer is what he is, and moving him to third base or the outfield, I'm pretty sure, is not going to change the kind of hitter he is. He's a natural, a controlled, instinctive hitter, but I'm afraid I've seen no indications over the last several years that he's willing to change, adapt, or even learn anything new. If he gets better he might be Wade Boggs.
I never much liked Wade Boggs.


You are far too kind to Joe Mauer. As someone said to me the other day, "He's built like Ted Williams; swings like Esther Williams." Last night a perfect example. I heard Dan Gladden say as I was driving home, "Mauer took a middle-in fast ball and laced it to left field." Yup, he takes an inside pitch and manages to hit it to the opposite field--a pitch he should have tried to kill. People will say, yeah, he drove in the run. But if he would hit a home run every now and then on that inside pitch, he'd be a hell of a lot more valuable to the team, and a lot more fun to watch than a guy from whom the best you can hope for is a bloop double down the left field line. Trade him for a set-up man.
Do you guys have any idea how valuable it is to have a .312/.392/.455 career line from a catcher? Consider that the renowned Jason Varitek is a career .267/ 349/.448 hitter, or that five-time All-Star Jorge Posada is a career .277/.380./479 hitter. Throw in the fact that Mauer is among the league's best defenders and he's only 25 (i.e, not yet in his prime), and you have a true star.
Is he the best hitter possible? No. There are plenty of better hitters, but most of them also happen to play average to below-average defense at less valuable defensive positions that are easier to fill, like 1st base of left field. Add up his excellent defense at a prime defensive position and his very good hitting (remember the batting title? 1st ever AL catcher to win one), and I'm sorry you have an outstanding player worth building a franchise around.
Mauer has become a device with which people can demonstrate a blind loyality not only to the Twins, but to the idea of the Twins. Mauer is like motherhood for them. He's also a guy people can use effectively to rankle the loyalists. The preposterous suggestion of a trade for a set-up man would be an example of that. In between there somewhere, Zellar's got it right – he's going to be a pretty good player but not a star. Of particular disappointment to the power-strapped Twins has to be their realization that this player who promised to be the face of the franchise for a decade or more is not even a double-digit home run guy, nor will he ever be.