The Rake Magazine

god has a lot on his plate right at the moment (not that He can't handle it!) and some things, like our weather, have been unavoidably pushed to the back burner for the time being. Rest assured, once god has gotten things running smoothly again in the mideast, and figured out what to do about Africa, and so-called "organized" religion, our weather will once again be one of His very top priorities. (I have this on the highest authority.)

Glad that He got your attention...but it shouldn't take a lightening bolt, should it?