Every year I have the same dilemma: What do I get Carl Pohlad for Christmas?
Now, many of you may wonder why I need to buy Mr. Pohlad anything. The truth is that I have known Mr. Pohlad my entire life, and he has been more than just a friend of the family and business partner to my father..... He set me up on my first date many years ago.
Yes, you read that right: Carl Pohlad set me up on a blind date, and without giving away too much... let's just say that the young man he set me up with years ago is still someone I consider a friend and was a great Senior Prom date!

Every year a big box arrives at my house with a gift from Carl, and it's always beautiful. This year it was this clock, which will sit next to this exquisite picture frame that I keep in my office to remind me of how lucky I am to have such a special man in my life.
Many of you know the public persona of Carl Pohlad, but few know the private man. Out of respect for him and his family, I will tread lightly when it comes to sharing personal stories... except for this one, which seems very timely:
Carl and I have had lunch together a couple of times in the recent months, and he shared a story with me that I think would be OK to share with you.
I asked Carl after all of these years, and through all of his business dealings (including a behind-closed-doors business deal with the reclusive Howard Hughes), what has been his favorite business that he just couldn't wait to wake up in the morning and get to.
His answer? You won't believe this one — running and owning a car dealership, something he did early in his career.
I got a big kick out of watching Carl light up as he reminisced about those days; but I got an even bigger kick out of his special car selling tactics. Carl used to sell up to six cars a day, which, as you may or may not know, is a lot in the car business — which, of course, compelled me to ask him what special technique he used. Customer service? Sort of... Carl and his partner had an "arrangement." When a potential car buyer would come into the dealership, Carl would serve as the salesman, and his partner would... well... be the owner/hard ass.
As soon as a customer was even close to buying a car... here is how Carl would seal the deal: He would tell the customer(s) that he had to run the offer by the owner. (What they didn't know was that HE was the owner.) So, he would excuse himself, telling the customer he would be back shortly, and he would go to a corner and talk to HIMSELF. Then he would return and tell the customer that HE really had to work over HIS boss and would probably take a loss on his commission, but if the price was a deal breaker, he was willing to forego his sales commission.
Little did the customer know that even in those days Carl Pohlad had a brilliant poker face and was already in the green. :)
I love this story, because I just can't picture Mr. Pohlad selling cars. But as he told me... He was HIS number one car dealer, and repeat customers only wanted to work with Mr. Pohlad because HIS commission was not as important as HIS relationship with his customers!
So, back to what to get my dear friend Mr. Pohlad for Christmas...
Last year I went with UGGS, and they were a big hit. But this year is tough. Any suggestions anyone? Let's see... he has owned the Tropicana Casino, Banks, Pepsi Co, The MN Vikings, our beloved Minnesota Twins, B96, JB Hudson — What do you get a man for Christmas that has everything?
I guess since this has been a wonderful year for all of Mr. Pohlad's family..... I am going to go with the Christmas Wish of another Happy and Healthy year filled with more lunches and more great stories!!!!!


That's a nice clock.
Give him some muffins- That will do the trick.
You guys are absurd. This story was very enjoyable. First of all, I don't know Carl, but I've heard very great things for start and I would recommend a nice winter mug with his name engraved. It would be a very thoughtful and long remembered gift. And Mr. Mort, why be pessimistic? You try going out and working your a$$ off everyday.
Great job Melinda.
Natalie
Hi Melinda I didn't think I was going to like you but I really do.
I think you should take Carl Pohlad to the Metrodome and have
him sit in the dug out. He owns the team and has brought us
two World Series. He deserves to feel like a winner. If I was in
your shoes that is what I would do.
a new fan
Julie
I got an idea. Why don't you hire a limo for Carl for Christmas and cruise freeway exits so you can laugh at the homeless people. Maybe you can taunt them by rolling down the windows and waving $20s. You rich people just crack my a$$ up. Thinking stuff like that is funny makes me realize that you really are Daddy's Little Girl.
Why don't you get off your bumb MORT and enter the WORKING life.
Everyone mellow out! Melinda told a cute story and you all
get in to a huffy about it. I for one don't want to scare Melinda away
because I like these inside stories. No wonder the rich and famous
run because you all chase them down.
Melinda keep up the good stories and tell us what YOUR plans
are for Christmas.
Carl Pohlad has done plenty for this community and deserves
to be given some respect.
Wow, what an awesome story, Melinda! I love stories about how incrediby wealthy people screw their customers! Since I've already scratched the Twins and B96 off my list of businesses I will patronize, I now can add JB Hudson and a few others to that list!
I've always believed that the Pohlads weren't honest brokers; it's nice to get confirmation in writing. Thanks for your great blog -- keep up the good work!
As did the people who thought Carl Pohlad was doing them a favor while he hoodwinked them into buying cars from him at a higher price.
Believe me, I respect Carl Pohlad's business savvy. But please, spare me the notion that he somehow isn't given enough due deference beyond the literally hundreds of millions of dollars the public is putting into a stadium that will help maximize his profits.
Yes I agree that the story says a lot about what kind of a guy Carl Pohlad is; the kind of a guy who would have his customers believe he was making a great personal sacrifice on their behalf, for the sake of cinching a sale from them on his terms. And yes, I believe we have seen that behavior reflected over and over again during Mr. Pohlad's tenure as owner of the Twins.
Didn't Carl just buy Sears Imported Autos' BMW franchise for himself? So I guess the new M6 would be redundant.
Hey Melinda don't keep us in the dark. Who is the guy Carl set you
up with and is he still single?
Hey carfreak that would be "BUY".
Melinda you should by Carl a Harley Davidson with a matching
leather jacket or you should get Carl and your father to buy the
Minnesota Vikings again. The Vikings are on a roll.
Get Carl Pohlad a pair of Zubaz they are a must for x-mas.
I bet he doesn't own a pair.
What a great story! I wish I had a friend like Carl Pohlad but I will
take a winning Twins Team next season! Melinda you are a very
pretty woman and you sound like you have a very nice heart.