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Historical Concrete

Submitted by Oliver Tuanis on Wednesday, May 10, 2006

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I need a helmet to keep the bullshit from flying out of my head

I always cringe just a little when I find myself agreeing with Joe Soucheray, but I guess I'm just getting older. Today he has a great column on the DeLaSalle-Nicollet Island NIMBY crowd and their attempted use of historic designation for a strip of road for the sole purpose of stopping the building of DeLaSalle High School's football field.

Since we do need occasional reminders of what a self serving politician looks like, here's Phyllis Kahn's picture. I bet she just finished biking the entire length of Grove Street.

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America Wins

Submitted by Oliver Tuanis on Thursday, May 4, 2006

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You lost this one, Osama


For probably the first time since we invaded Iraq, the U.S. can claim a victory in the war against terror. Zacharias Moussaoui said "America, you lost. I won," but that shows just how crazy he is. The citizens of the United States, as represented by 12 people in an Alexandria, Virginia jury, actually won a big one today when Moussaoui got life instead of death.

Because, let's face it, the government was trying the latest version of their color coded "We're actually doing something effective" bullshit by trying to kill someone who hadn't actually succeeded in doing anything except being a schizophrenic wannabe. The government's case boiled down to: "This guy should die because he refused to admit he was guilty under interrogation."

In case you need a reminder, this is the relevant cause from the Bill of Rights' Fifth Amendment: "No person shall be ... compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself." Gonzales must have missed the day they taught that in law school. Sort of like he missed the "no torture" day.

As long as we're on the topic of terrorists' trials, have you ever asked yourself why we haven't brought the guys we have in custody in secret prisons in Europe and Guantanamo to trial? Do you suppose it's because we have tortured them? Do you think that the government doesn't want to take the chance that 12 regular moral Americans might not like that?

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I'm going to continue to have faith in the American people as long as we can continue to get Moussaoui-like results. And I'm going to continue to have no faith in those in our government who would, if unchecked, turn us into the same sort of murdering thugs that attacked us on 9/11.

Colber Repor

Submitted by Oliver Tuanis on Tuesday, May 2, 2006

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You want truthiness? You can't stand the truthiness.

Well, I'm a little late to be commenting on the Stephen Colbert performance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner except to say I wish I'd been there to see him ram the rubber chicken up the press's ass in person.

I was reminded of Mencken's comment: Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.

The stunned silence both at the dinner and since in the MSM (that's internet talk for Main Stream Media; the connotation is definitely derogatory) proves that when the media gets it good and hard, they can neither dish it out, nor take it. He won't be back at the dinner next year because he had the guts to point out the press's complicity in the mess we're in now.

God bless the satirists.

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