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We're winning the war, really

Submitted by Oliver Tuanis on Wednesday, November 30, 2005

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It says here that everything is fine and dandy

Not content to spread their bullshit just to Americans, the Bushies now are planting stories in the Iraqi press about how well it's going over there.

Unfortunately for the administration, the LA Times isn't for sale...at least not for the pittance the military was paying to place articles in the Iraqi newspapers, and so now you can bet Al Jazeera and other legitimate Arab news sources will achieve even more credibility for their stance on American involvement in Iraq while the press that might actually support us there will lose all legitimacy with their intended audience.

Duh.

Unfortunately, though, it's business as usual for an administration who was caught several times planting stories in American media and still thought they could get away with it over there. Do they honestly think we're that stupid?

Don't answer that.

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Our health care is killing us

Submitted by Oliver Tuanis on Tuesday, November 22, 2005

I read a book by Twin Cities author Vince Flynn over the weekend called Term Limits. The book starts with the assassinations of four venal members of Congress. That didn't surprise me so much as the reported sentiments of many of the characters of the book that killing four was a good start. I found it abhorrent, of course, that this would be acceptable, even in fiction.

But, the more I thought of Tom Delay, Bill Frist, and hell, even Jim Oberstar's packing of the pork barrel, I began to wonder less about the motivations of the fictional assassins and turned my attention to thinking how it is that we continue to elect these sorts of people who are not at all serious about the problems facing our country. It's completely about how much pork can I bring home, and how much money can I raise to run re-election ads telling the people how scared they ought to be about the gay married terrorists.

Forget global warming for a minute, the war were fighting in Iraq instead of against Al Qaida, the disaster in New Orleans, the Plame affair, and look at what's happening here that government has the absolute power to fix.

Northwest Airlines is in bankruptcy. General Motors is headed there. Wal-Mart is reviled even more than it deserves (and that's a lot) when its measures to control its health care costs leak out.

Clearly NWA and GM have been mismanaged for a long time. (A Japanese friend told me a long time ago the difference between GM and Toyota is that GM recruits the best MBAs and Toyota recruits the best engineers.) But the thing NWA, GM and Wal-Mart have in common is their increasing cost of providing health insurance for their workers--a cost that in every other industrialized nation falls on the government.

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Any first year college economics student can easily pin point what's wrong with the American system of leaving health care in private hands. The health care companies spend huge amounts of money disqualifiying people from benefits. As I'm sure billionaire Bill McGuire of United Health Care can tell you, he didn't get that way by taking care of sick people. In his defense, what business in its right mind would want to insure sick people? They just get sick, and that means you have to pay out instead of just collect premiums.

Sure, you end up insuring some sick people when you insure the big groups, like Wal-Mart, GM and NWA, but you can raise premiums at will to take care of it. Actually insuring a big group is a much better deal, because the law of big numbers assure that you can always make a profit because you can calculate with astonishing accuracy what your odds are and set the prices accordingly. These guys are way better at that than Vegas.

Of course, that leaves the working poor who don't have benefits, the people who lose their jobs because they get sick, the old who don't have jobs--in other words, all the people who are at risk for being sick--in the hands of the government. And that government doesn't have anything effective in place to actually provide any preventative care. The sick just fall onto Medicaid and Medicare, which pays a fixed rate for services below market rate. And so the true costs just get shifted back to those who can pay, in the form of higher premiums.

So, the poor get screwed. The middle class who pays for at least a portion of their own benefits get screwed...and hell, even the rich get screwed. Everybody gets screwed except Congress, which provides itself lifetime extensive benefits while they screw the rest of us.

Maybe all those big corporation presidents who are seeing their own companies and workers sacrificed to the lobbyists will come to their senses one of these days and start putting some of their own health care dollars into lobbying Congress to straighten out this mess.

I hope it doesn't come to Vince Flynn's proposed solution before then. But I won't hold my breath. I'll leave that to Flynn's snipers.

The UN and France are coming for your internet

Submitted by Oliver Tuanis on Monday, November 21, 2005

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"Of course I'm running for President. I had my teeth fixed didn't I?"

The story in the Strib stopped short of explaining what exactly it was that the darn UN was trying to do when Coleman accused it of trying to take control of the internet. I'm sure it was an insidious attempt by the UN, as proxies for dictatorships who want to control the information their citizens have access to, to somehow have some say in what goes round the world in the form of the blogs, like this one, that are often so full of crap.

But, as anyone who knows anything knows, that genie has been out of the bottle for a long time. The info is out there, and anyone with a computer and a modem can figure out a way to get to it. The only recourse for repressive governments is to monitor what it is that people are looking at, and, if the government doesn't like it, throw you in jail.

But, Annan has Coleman pegged perfectly. It's all politics, and Coleman has again set up the UN as a straw man he can knock over. As Annan said, "this dog of an argument won't bark."

But is Norm content with that? Would he, having been slapped by a rolled up newspaper, slink away like he should? No way.

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He piles on like this: "The challenge of what is being advocated by some threatens the free flow of information," Coleman told a forum Thursday at the Heritage Foundation on Capitol Hill. "Do you want to be on the side of Zimbabwe, China, Iran? And I'll throw France in there. Or do you want to be on our side? That's an easy question."

I bet that got a big round of applause from the open minded storm troopers at the Heritage Foundation.

Once when asked what she thought of a particularly xenophobic pronouncement from Pat Buchanan, Molly Ivins replied, "I preferred it in the original German."

You're the one who brought up Munich, Norm. You should be careful about the internet. When it's out there for all to see how baldly ambitious you are, you might want to just keep smiling and shut up.

Fraters knee RT right in his dignity

Submitted by Oliver Tuanis on Wednesday, November 16, 2005

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You guys were supposed to catch me

Their Latin sucks, but I have to hand it to Fraters Libertas for at least having a sense of humor to go with their conservative outlook.

It seems RT hurt himself jumping from a Gay Pride float in last summer's parade and the Fraters (or Fratres, if you actually know Latin) couldn't resist the obvious joke.

Today's post, It's Raining Men, is pretty funny, in an RT-phobic sort of way.

Anyway, you have to admit R.T. left himself wide open for it...so to speak.

si valetis, ego valeo, fratres.

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This is not technically about Kersten

Submitted by Oliver Tuanis on Tuesday, November 15, 2005

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"Todd is the youngest and most impressionable member of the happy Flanders clan"

I swore off writing about Kersten yesterday. I just got around to remembering the old proverb that goes something like "The only person more foolish than a fool is someone who argues with a fool." So, this column is not about Kersten, it's about her defenders, (although I'm not sure that exempts me from the "more foolish" category.)

Today (hell, every day) the Strib editors scramble to find a way to justify their publishing of her drivel. Today they publish a letter from a high school student--a high school student, for God's sake--in defense of their idiotic decision to continue to publish nonsense.

The argument this student puts forth is that "liberals" scream louder than conservatives. Yeah, and we have more rhythm, too.

But that's not the worst. The worst was the "Letter of the Day" from Todd Flanders. First, having letters from Simpsons' characters is bad enough, but letting him get away with equating conservative think tanks with legitimate universities is inexcusable. The unchallenged assertion that such think tank "scholars" work there because they can't get jobs at liberal dominated universities is unsupported by anything other than conservative assertion, which I guess doesn't differentiate it much from what the think tanks themselves turn out.

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Anyone who does a modicum of research can easily find out that "think tanks" funded by conservative groups are bald faced attempts to pass off junk science as the underpinnings of conservative economic and social dogma. There's no peer review of their findings, no checks to what they're shoveling. They just take the money and publish what's expected. They count on the public, and the editors of the Strib, evidently, to not know the difference. And so far they're getting away with it.

That's how we get Intelligent Design, Supply Side Economics, The Bell Curve, Social Security Reform, Gays as Destroyers of the Social Fabric, and the impending end of Public Education. And that's how we get Katherine Kersten and a major metropolitan newspaper full of uncritical tripe published in the name of balance.

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