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How'd Ya Like Them Apples?

Submitted by Brad Zellar on Saturday, April 29, 2006

This piece of information doesn't exactly qualify as comfort, but on a rainy Saturday in late April it will perhaps serve as a grim and modestly entertaining diversion: For two days, late in the first month of the 2006 season, the Minnesota Twins were the worst baseball team on the planet.

And maybe this will make you feel as optimistic as it does me: Albert Pujols is the same age as Jason Bartlett.

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Hacking, Ineffectually

Submitted by Brad Zellar on Thursday, April 27, 2006

Here's the frustrating and telling thing about last night's half-assed performance in Kansas City: Sure, the Twins scored just one run off Runelvys Hernandez, but it's what they did --or didn't do-- when they weren't scoring that one run that was so pathetic.

Hernandez was making his first 2006 start, this after going 8-14 with a 5.52 ERA last season, a year in which he walked almost as many batters (70) as he struck out (88). He also gave up 172 hits in 159 and-two-thirds innings --172 hits and 70 walks. You do the math.

Yet the Twins managed two lousy hits off Hernandez in seven innings, and didn't draw a walk all night. They struck out three times (twice against relievers).

What does that mean?

It means they don't seem to have any freaking idea what they're doing. It means they're going up there and getting cheated or guessing wrong against a garbage-spitter like Runelvys Hernandez. It means they're swinging the bats and making outs, lots and lots of outs.

It means they're clueless, and it means --even if the pitching gets straightened out, or when it gets straightened out (Lohse and Baker were both just fine)-- they're in trouble.

But I'm a positive thinker, dammit, or at least I'm still willing to nurse my delusions. So I'm going to say that maybe the recent offensive embarrassments just mean that the Twins need to get April in their rearview mirror.

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Big Noise In Kansas City

Submitted by Brad Zellar on Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Sure, the Twins scored two runs against a lousy Royals team, but look on the bright side: Last year they would have given up three.

Good news: The Twins are now 4-1 in one-run games.

Bad news: They've now scored three or fewer runs ten times, and are 1-9 in those games.

There, I've posted. Now get off my back; the 800-pound gorilla's starting to feel a little bit crowded.

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This Is Not Deja Vu All Over Again

Submitted by Brad Zellar on Monday, April 24, 2006

I was walking around New York this past weekend and I kept seeing cabs with these snazzy ESPN sports tickers scrolling across their roofs. I saw the Twins-White Sox score on one of the things late Friday night, and then saw what I thought was the same score Saturday night. I just assumed the information didn't get updated very often. I had no idea until I got back here this morning that the Twins essentially played the same shitty game three days in a row.

I refuse to believe this is 'here we go again' until it's so obviously 'here we go again' that I can no longer deny that it is, in fact, 'here we go again.'

Or something like that.

In the meantime, I'll have nothing further to say until this team atones for its sins by winning another series.

Or at least another game.

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What Makes A Manager Good?

Submitted by Brad Zellar on Thursday, April 20, 2006

I don't know if there's a manager in the Major Leagues that gets a blanket pass from his team's fans.

Maybe, you'd think, Joe Torre would, but anybody who's ever spent any time in New York listening to sports talk radio (don't ask) knows that every move Torre makes --and doesn't make-- is as scrutinized and subject to fanatic screeds as the decisions Ron Gardenhire makes here in Minnesota.

I've thought about it for years, and I still can't make up my mind about what sorts of qualities, characteristics, and personality traits I'd want were I hiring a manager for my imaginary baseball team.

There have been plenty of instances where obvious boneheads have managed excellent teams, and even managed clubs that won world championships (Bob Brenley being the example that comes immediately to mind).

Once upon a time --not all that long ago, really-- I used to be able to rattle off the names of every manager in the Major Leagues. Right off the top of my head, no problem. A lot of those once-upon-a-time managers were as famous as the players on their teams, and recognized primarily for their fiery and colorful personalities and combativeness with umpires. I'm thinking of guys like Leo Durocher, Earl Weaver, Billy Martin, Dick Williams, and Tommy Lasorda. Or old warriors like Gene Mauch.

I still haven't made up my mind whether any of those guys were great managers or not. Among that group there were certainly a lot of different philosophies, many of them tailored to the sorts of teams they managed. Looking over their career records makes it hard to draw any definite conclusions, other than that when they had good players to trot out there every night they tended to win.

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I think the same thing is probably just as true today, but I also suppose it's possible that a truly lousy manager (Butch Hobson, for instance) can actually sabotage a decent team's chances to win.

I also know that today there an awful lot of pretty anonymous characters out there wearing manager's uniforms in Major League dugouts.

What really are the fundamental qualities of a good manager?

One of them, I'd think, would be the ability to recognize talent in his organization and to make the best use of the talent he does have. That seems pretty obvious, but it's always surprising to me how many guys who get these jobs fail even that most basic of tests.

With all the money in today's game, and the big egos that come with it, more and more it seems like the job really does boil down to the job title --an awful lot of time and attention has to be paid to managing disparate personalities in the clubhouse and on the field. People always talk about leadership and chemistry with regard to big league clubhouses, and it's struck me in recent years that with almost every team those intangibles flow first and foremost from the manager's office.

Other than personnel decisions, it's a manager's strategic approach --or lack thereof-- that leads to the most debate among fans: making out the batting order, calling for sacrifice bunts or hit-and-run plays, stealing bases, and the handling of the pitching staff. All of these decisions are a constant source of debate, and tend to look brilliant when they work out and counter-productive when they don't.

The bottom line, of course, is the bottom line: Whether a team wins or loses. When there seems to be a consistent pattern to the way a club wins or loses I suppose you can draw some conclusions about how much of the credit for that goes to the manager and how much to the players.

I watch a lot of baseball games, though, and have watched a lot of baseball games over the last several decades, and I pretty routinely see managers --even supposedly good managers-- make decisions that have me scratching my head.

So, you tell me: what is that makes a manager good? Who are the great ones in the Major Leagues today, and why? What do you have against Ron Gardenhire, or what might you say in his favor? And, finally, if you ran the zoo and could pick anyone, who would you hire to manage the Twins?

I'm headed to New York for a few days, and, weather permitting, might take in a Yankee game.

Before I go, though, I'd also like to discuss what the hell seems to be wrong with Jesse Crain. I did think it was strange when his strikeout rates --which were always pretty impressive in the minor leagues-- declined so drastically last year, even as he was inarguably effective.

I'll tell you one think I noticed the last couple years that seems to be missing from his approach so far this season: Last year in particular he was one Minnesota pitcher who was never afraid of pitching inside, and his above-average fastball was a great weapon for keeping opposing hitters from crowding the plate. I remember remarking that I couldn't remember the last Twin pitcher who brushed back so many batters, usually early in the count.

I haven't seen much, if any, of that so far in 2006, and Crain looks to me like he's consistently finding too much of the plate with his pitches. I think it might be time for him to get back in touch with his inner Don Drysdale.

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