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Kitchen Legend

Submitted by Stephanie March on Wednesday, August 30, 2006

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There are certain fights I have with The Hub that won't go away: milk vs. water in the scrambled eggs, searing meat does/does not seal in the juices, etc. Just because someone went to chef school, doesn't mean he's the universal God of kitchen knowledge. Besides, the majority of a cook's education comes from the other guys on the line, in the trenches. And often, they're just spewing info that some other cook told them. (In a local Italian restaurant, a cook plates three swirled mounds of Spaghetti because he's been told that's the traditional and authentic way of presenting the pasta. He doesn't know that the guy who came up with menu only did it that way so that the meatballs wouldn't slide off the plate.)

In my former life of restaurant training, one of the most important things I learned was that it is 62 million times harder to unteach a "wrong" than it is to simply teach a "right". This makes each myth, each sensible sounding piece of lore that much harder to dislodge from someone's stubborn head.

I ran across this page of Kitchen Myths debunked which, quite reasonably, fights my fight.

One of my favorites is the enduring myth that cold water will boil faster than warm water. I've actually seen cooks trying to teach other cooks this Bizarro World notion.

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As for whether a gas stove is superior to an electric stove, that's hardly a myth that can be disproved with chartable facts. It's more about priorities and preferences and the unyielding, hard-core certainty that gas is FAR BETTER than electric.

Cheese Parade 2

Submitted by Stephanie March on Monday, August 28, 2006

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A few nights ago, we started a dinner partywith a cheese tasting. I would have posted pictures, but it was like a frenzy. Honestly people.


Old Kentucky Tomme / Capriole Farms, Indiana
This was an aged, raw milk goat cheese (much like my beloved Humboldt Fog). It develops a natural rind that helps develop the rich flavors. Raw milk cheeses are greatly influenced by whatever the goats have been eating, grassy fields, natural woodlands, etc. This cheese was great because there was a hint of earthiness a little like mushrooms that you don't usually find in goat cheese.

Roquefort / Le Vieux Berger, France
This Roquefort comes from Aveyron, the smallest of the AOC designated cheese caves. I think Mother Nature specifically carved out the land so that there could be a place where cheese would mature and mold to such a tangy and brilliant intensity.

Ubriaco del Piave / Italy
Our friend, the notable Doctor From New Zealand, was wild about this cheese. The legend of this cheese comes from the Veneto region during the first World War. Wanting to hide precious cheeses from invading soldiers, someone threw some fresh rounds into the wine cellar, in the vats of must under the fermenting vinasse. Genius! Now called Ubriaco, meaning "drunk", the cheese is cured about 4 months with the must from cabernet and merlot wines. The flavor has a touch of fruit, but has an earthy mellowness that makes it a great wine cheese. Duh.

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Sottocenere / Italy
If you're a truffle fan, this is your cheese. Because it's not overwhelmingly truffle, like some people think things should be, which leads to too much of a good thing like lobster ice cream and foie gras burgers and ridiculous heaps of caviar. Stop the madness. The beauty of the truffle is that one only need a hint, an airy breath of flavoring to bring about the perfect bite. This cheese is studded with bits of black truffle and the ash-coated rind includes nutmeg, cloves, cinnamon, fennel and coriander.

Ossau-Iraty / France (Basque)
A raw sheep's milk cheese from the Pyrenees, Ossau-Iraty kicks Manchego's ass. That's it.

All cheeses available at the new cheese heaven, Premier Cheese Market on 50th and France in Edina.


All's Fair

Submitted by Stephanie March on Wednesday, August 23, 2006

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Jake's first corndog


I swear that I have been on an aggressive veggie and lean protein diet for the last week in preparation for the upcoming marathon. That's right, I mean the Great Minnesota Eat Together.

Because that's what it is, a marathon.

Beyond the the must-have vanilla ice cream cone from the dairy barn, what follows is my 2006 hit list (including this year's new items). May Escoffier have pity on my soul.

Axel's
new battered and deep fried chocolate chip cookies OAS (on-a-stick)

Blue Moon Dine-In Theater
new gorilla bread, popcorn topped with melted candybars

Butcher Boys
sliced London broil steak sandwiches

Chicago Dogs
new breakfast dog: jumbo smoked frank topped with scrambled eggs and cheese on a poppyseed bun

Cinnamon Roasted Nuts
habanero pistachios

Cinnie Smith's
mini cinnamon rolls topped with ice cream

Corn Fritters stand
fried green tomatoes

Corn Dog stand
shun the pronto pup

Donna's BBQ
organic apple brat

Famous Dave's
new deep-fried "hell fire" pickle chips

Fish & Chips
fried clams

French Meadow Country Scones

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black currant ice tea

Galaxy of Drinks
orange whip ("we'll have 3 orange whips")

Giggles Campfire Grill
walleye fries

The Jerky Shoppe
peppered jerky

Kropp's Cheese Curds
cheese curds, of course

Leeann Chin
new buffalo chicken wonton

Lynn's Lefse
lefse with lingonberries and peanut butter

Luigi Fries
hot dago OAS

Middle East Bakery
tabouli salad

MN Farmers Union Coffee Shop
new frozen espresso OAS

Nitro Ice Cream
chocolate ice cream in the new pretzel cone

O'Garas
breakfast monte cristo, new brew dog: deep-fried beer battered brat OAS

Ole and Lena's
new tater tot hotdish OAS

Pizza Palace
focaccia with roasted garlic (and Courtney the Pizza Queen)

Sausage Sister & Me
new Nacho Sistah: Tex-Mex sausage wrapped in dough

Tejas
Monteray jack and asiago nachos

West Indies Soul Cafe
new jerk pork chop drummy

Wild Bill's Curly Fries
cajun curly fries

I'm still waiting for someone to come up with the kind of pretzels they sell in Munich: giant, soft beauties that you can wear around your neck and eat as you walk.

If you'd like to plan your own Walk-of-Shame, or need coordinates for any of the above locations, consult Fairborne's Fabulous Food Fair Finder.

Back To School

Submitted by Stephanie March on Monday, August 21, 2006

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Even if you're not matriculating this September, the month always seems to inspire further education. It's hard to break a habit most of us lived with for 17-odd years, so off to school with you.

Why not learn to become a Master of Cuisine? Iron Chef Training Camp may reveal your true calling.

Once you've put the kids on the bus, plan your Thursday lunch dates with a Chef's Lunch.

What's beyond peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Try chicken with brie and figs or a brick grilled ham sandwich for starters.

Learn the art of dim sum and banish eggs benedict from Sunday brunch FOREVER!!!

There's nothing like kicking off chilly-weather-baking season with a class about baking rustic breads.

A seat at one of these two classes at the Chef's Gallery will be highly prized, I'd call today to reserve: Jim Kyndberg of Bayport Cookery will teach An Autumn Harvest Menu on September 14th and Jack Reibel of The Dakota will teach A Harvest Menu on September 15th.

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Puff Pastry?

Submitted by Stephanie March on Wednesday, August 16, 2006

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This isn't your average bake sale. You probably won't find suburban moms in their J.Jill capris sweetly smiling over bundt cake. That's because it's ...

The Big Gay Bake Sale!

This Saturday from 6-10pm, Patrick's Cabaret is hosting The Big Gay Bake Sale as a fundraiser for the Flaming Film Festival. Beyond bakery items, they promise a live date auction, queer kissing booth, drag show, raffle, music by Central Standard, plus a kicky apron contest!

Do you think there will be bread baked into naughty shapes? I can't wait to see the fabulous cupcakes...

Patrick's Cabaret
3010 Minehaha Ave S
Mpls.MN 55406

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